Hello, and welcome to Bandwagon Patriot! My name is Red, Red Bakers, and I'm a pure, red-blooded, white American, like the rest of you. Before that great man, George Dubya Bush got into office, and before the events of 9/11, I couldn't give two shits of a cow less about this country. I waved the confederate flag, and I spent my days drinkin'. But now I've burned that old stars and bars and went back to the stars and stripes!
       As you all know, there's a major threat and this world! It's them damn a-rabs and muslims. They're destroying the dream of a christian america. And I won't have it anymore! Ever since the events that took place on 9/11, I've been madder than a hornet at the way our country's just been given to the muslims and the jews and the a-rabs. N' that's what I started this here site up! I'm gonna see to it that the words of the almighty jesus are spread - I'm gonna make sure that everyone knows that this country is a white, christian country! Just like our president would like it to be!
       I think that we, as white, republican, christian Americans should recognize the greatest threats in the world to our well being. Every day, thousands of those a-rabs are wandering the streets. You never know when they might snap. You never know which of em' are them al-quedas! They ain't American, and the faces they have ain't American, either! The face of America is a white face! Just like the language of America is AMERICAN. It ain't none of that a-rabic! These damn muslims make me sick, with their brown faces and twistin' tounges. They ain't even payin' their taxes like the rest of us!
       Our country was on a decline before 9/11 happened. The gays and the jews and the muslims were runnin all over the place! Runnin all over the place like they belong here. It ain't Adam and STEVE, queers! It's Adam and Eve. And as for the jews - God hates em'. They don't beleive in Jesus, and that's where they're wrong! They're bitter, cuz they know we're right, and that's why they're trying to control the wealth of the American people! It's their fault we've got these taxes. It their fault I gotta pay taxes on all my crops, and it's their fault that I can't make a buck in this world.
       What we, as the American people gotta do, is unite! We gotta drive these faggots out of our country! Gotta get rid of the gays, the jews, and those goddamn A-Rabs! And we're gonna do it, too. I know in my heart that George Dubya Bush is working to drive out the menace that's threatenin' us in our own country, just like he's cleansing that middle-east of that goddamn tali-ban and that Saddam Heussein feller. Once they're outta there, he's gonna move onto the real threat - The threat that's in our very homes as you read this! But we can't wait, no, we can't wait for that.
       We're all Americans. And we gotta do what we gotta do. We gotta let those damn Muslims and A-Rabs know exactly how much they're wanted here! Maybe we don't gotta kill em. Naw, we don't gotta kill em - We'll let the government do that when they're ready. We gotta drive them out, though! We gotta make them know that we hate em'. We gotta yell at their children on the playground, we gotta curse at em' as we drive by on the streets. We gotta avoid the taxicabs they drive, and we gotta stop buying their liquour! You buy an a-rabs booze, you're funding terrorism!
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